Friday, May 8, 2009

Fake IPL Player

It has been quite sometime since I've been following the Fake IPL Player blog. I must say the guy has some balls to be on the KKR team as he claims and still do what he has done so far. No one really knowz who this guy is..& hez playing along with the mystery of it all.

“And a witch hunt is on. There are 4 suspects. The funny thing is that I am not on the list.”... “Has it occurred to anyone that I might have described myself incorrectly to hide my identity?”

All this reminds me of all the fun/gossip that was on when we played @ the DGCC..!! Discussions on Milk Loki and his mysterious visitors who used to visit him @ the park, Gautham's longggggggg list of "game meat", Gandhi's unusual pace bowling, Rudru's batting, Vishwas's amazing skills..!!

Anywyz you can read more about the Fake IPL Player at http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/. Some interesting names of guys who are a part of the current IPL tourney:

Lady Jaya - Jayawardene
Arnold Power - Ramesh Powar
Castro - Fidel Edwards

Springbok - Charl Langeveldt

Ghati Baba - Rohit Sharma

Little Monster / Aila - Sachin Tendulkar

Gilli Danda - Ashok Dinda

Bhookha Naan - John Buchanan

Boy George - Brad Hodge

Style Bhai Spinner - Murali Karthik

Lord Almighty - Saurav Ganguly

Phoren baba - Mccullum (also Gayle & Hodge when used in plural ?)

Calypso King - Gayle

Vinnie Dildo / Badshah Dildo - Shahrukh Khan

Kishen Kanhaiyya - Ravi Shastri

Sandy Babe - Mandira Bedi

Sultan of Tweak - Warne

Sparrow / Parrott - McGrath

Bevdaa team - BRC (Mallya’s Team)

Big Sister’s Team - RR (Shilpa Shetty’s team)

Mr. Bativala - Vijay Mallya

RDB - Ranadeb Bose

Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj

The Rajputs - Rajasthan Royals Team

Pedophile Priest - Adam Gilchrist

Little John - Ishant Sharma

Very Very Special Ram - VVS Laxman

Former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler / Kaan Moolo - Ajit Agarkar

Bangla Tiger - Mortaza

Appam Chutiya - Sreesanth

Junta Tormentor - Ajanta Mendis

India’s best fast bowler - Ishant Sharma

Chirkut Teli - Virat Kohli

Panty Curry - Robin Uthappa

Chikna Pussy - David Hussey

Chinnu Popli - Shreevats Goswami

Budhimaan Baba - Wridhiman Saha

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